#98483  by RiverRat
 
You do a Disk Usage Report on your networked storage server and discover that 60% of your 4,000GB of disk space is used by 2 folders. One is Grateful Dead and the other is Jerry Garcia.
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 #98552  by USBLUES
 
Your summer vacation plans begin with a list of Tour Dates.....

You spend 6 hours convincing your wife that driving 10 hours to the finger lakes region will be fun, especially because we will be getting there early to set up the tent, the communal showers are the nicest on tour, and the fact that Further is playing in Rochester is just coincidental gravy so we might as well capitalize......

You didn't just mail order, you actually took time to draw something on the f-ing envelope......

3 notes into a crowd/tuning you can tell what color underwear Jerry is wearing......

Even your toaster has coil-splitters and a Waldo Buffer.........

At a red light you are completely unaware that Space is blaring from you open car windows freaking-out everything in earshock as you plainly sit there with soft gaze as if all is normal......

Everytime the lights go out in a theater you make for that opener doob in you shirt pocket.....................
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 #98554  by JamminJommy
 
USBLUES wrote:
Even your toaster has coil-splitters and a Waldo Buffer.........
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
USBLUES wrote:At a red light you are completely unaware that Space is blaring from you open car windows freaking-out everything in earshock as you plainly sit there with soft gaze as if all is normal......
SO true!!!!!!
 #98681  by Gr8fulGreg
 
USBLUES wrote: 3 notes into a crowd/tuning you can tell what color underwear Jerry is wearing......

Even your toaster has coil-splitters and a Waldo Buffer.........
LOL +1 For waldo... my toaster has a jerry tone for sure... i play it during space
 #98849  by ugly rumor
 
You've been in the room with six guys over 100 times, and they don't know you
 #106977  by Stellar Blues
 
You ask your wife if she would like to cross the border to see the orchestra playing in Bellingham, but explain before leaving home that for DSO she should leave the pearl necklace and jewelry at home and perhaps dress in a more relaxed manner.
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